Sunday, March 28, 2010

Tila's new comic book

Happy Sunday, bitches! Your baby daddies here at the Rotspot have a special treat for you because we love you all so very, very much. Come sit on Uncle Eddie's lap and see what we've got.

So we've all been seeing our favorite midget mogul hyping up her new super amazing fantastic and wonderful comic book, right? **special thanks to everybody who sent me screen caps when I was too lazy to look for 'em myself**




OMG WOW. Shit, excuse me, POW! There we go. Anyway, if I know you guys, you are on the edge of your seat in anticipation! No? Yeah, me either. But don't you fear. We happen to have our grubby little hands on Tila's super kickass comic book! Fresh off the cutting room floor! You ready?
Wait for it...
wait for it...



POW! I can't wait for that to be turned into a movie! Summer blockbuster for sure!!

21 comments:

  1. I love the way the artist has perfectly captured Tila in all her mogul glory.

    I don't know who's going to win this EPIC battle but my money is on the chair. :P

    Lexi

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  2. I just realized those were babies in the bag LOL

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  3. I don't believe ANYTHING that comes out of Tila's lying mouth until I see it and you can bet your last dollar if and when you do see it, it's not at all like she promoted it to be.

    Do I have to mention her three last epic failures, the tour in Australia, the garage sale and the "mansion" she is now living in. LOL.

    As I said, I'll believe it when I see it.

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  4. Hahahah if -this- were what the stupid "comic book" was actually going to be, I'd be the first one in line to ask for them to come out weekly and sign up for the subscription!

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  5. Lmao at the cover of the comic book. Hilarious!

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  6. oh i am stuck to this website, but iv been waitin all week for ur rot on her gaga and tiger comments!! also how she tweeted at people on one of her crazy rants!! please give me some more lies as this site is brilliant showin the alien wat she really is a LIAR and a scum bag, so please keep updatin i cant take the lack of it ha :)

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  7. Lol. What is it she is shoving/pulling out of her?

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  8. Roflmao @ the different ethnicities of the triplets. That was a good one.

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  9. looks like a well humped laptop between her legs

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  10. Uncle Eddie, please sing me a lullaby.

    This crazy bitch thinks she's f***ing hot
    she keeps on lying she just won't stop
    I wanna punch Tila
    I wanna punch Tila
    This crazy bitch thinks she's f***ing hot
    she keeps on lying she just won't stop
    Punch Tila Tilaaa Tilaaaa

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  11. hahahaha! The artist rendering is perfect and captures everything. I love the lopsided tits!! too funny!

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  12. Shes on a serious meth rant right now on twitter!!!!

    TilaOMG EWWWWWWWWWW SO GROSS! NOTTTTTT! BITCH FUCK YOU CUNT WHORE ASS WIPE DIPSHIT FUCK ASS BRICK BROOM COCK SUCK METH HOE! LMAOOOOOO MAN IM TRIPPIN
    34 minutes ago via web

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  13. TilaOMG OK DO U GUYS WANT ME 2 FILM MY ANAL SEX PARTY TONIGHT & POST IT UP TOMORROW? SWEET! WILL DO! #TilaArmy BITCHES! POW! I DONT GIVE A FUX! lol
    27 minutes ago via web
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    TilaOMG omg i apologize everyone! Im seriously so horny right now! when I dont get none mama tt gets a lil vulgar my apologies but im horny as fuck!
    25 minutes ago via web

    TilaOMG I must go masturbate for at least 9 hours non stop. So excuse me but I MUST go NOW! So fucking horny I cant take it anymore! ugh! BYE BYE!
    23 minutes ago via web

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  14. Wonderful blog and comic book...kiss kiss - ur favourite fan - D

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  15. Eww, Cathy. She's such an "excellent mom-to-be". *rolls eyes*

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  16. We would make an update about Tila's anal sex twitter rant, but we're all too busy vomiting. Maybe if we stop horribly throwing up everything we've eaten in the past 7 years sometime soon we'll make an update. But seriously...so much vomit. We're also trying to bleach each other's eyes, but it's hard to do when you can't stop throwing up.

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  17. no thanks tila, i'd rather roll in a bed of razor blades and then bathe in alcohol. party all night till 7am! so good for that fetus!! shame you can't fix stupid.

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  18. That's horriable even for her probly come out and say her account was hacked my god I can't believe someone this goss is able to h e babies I really wanna kick her in the c@&$

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  19. OMG I thought Cathy was making up those tweets for more lulz.

    JESUS TAKE THE FUCKING WHEEL.

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