Thank God for Twitter!

I think we can all be very happy that Tila is back to Twitter. All the crazy lies just VOMIT forth!!

So today Tila decided to answer a lot of questions directed to her on twitter. The trouble is, when there's a bunch of questions thrown at her she totally forgets the lies she's already told! Thank goodness that on the internet nothing is really ever forgotten.

So Tila, I thought your gossip blog was going to be launched BEFORE the 1st of April! In fact, I'm pretty sure you said that!



Oh, really? Gosh Tila, you must be telling the truth because we all know YOU NEVER LIE! See, you said it yourself right here:


But then, what's this Tila? UH FUCKING OH, TILA:


And just in case you don't believe this, here's a bumpshack.com article that says the same thing!


I dunno, Tila. You've only been back on twitter for 1 day and you're already lying directly in the faces of your fans! Not a good look, sweetie.
SMOOCHES!

UPDATE!
Apparently Tila got called on this by two "haters" over on twitter. Here's her ever-so-lovely reply.

My goodness, Tila. You're so friendly. Is it really our fault you lie and SUCK AT IT? Is it our fault you get caught? I mean really, Princess, who's the moron here? The person with the memory who calls you on your shit, or the person who can't keep her ridiculous bullshit lies straight?

Let's all ponder that for a moment. *Deep thoughts*