Saturday, February 20, 2010

Where the fuck am I again?

So, I was given the link to a video where Tila's performing in Australia this last week....I watched it for several minutes...and them came across this little gem at the end....
Tell me Tila, were you so incredibly fucked up that you forgot where you were? Lay off the drugs when ur doing a "concert" honey, fans don't approve.
Enjoy my precious peaches, enjoy.

special thanks to @TessDeco for giving me the link to the full video


Here's the full one for your viewing pleasure...there's a snippet of her singing "Like A Virgin" in here.....(grab ear plugs, you've been warned)

20 comments:

  1. The best part of the Youtube is the random floating head that makes numerous appearances. I'd pay money to see that over Tila and her terrible vocals.

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  2. lol the chunky monkey? yeah, sorry bout that...no way to edit fat face out :(

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  3. I'm embarrassed this happened in my country.

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  4. Oh my god..What is with the toolbag taping this?? First it was just TERRIBLE and now we have to deal with some wack job inserting himself into the video..Worst video on the net?? Perhaps..

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  5. everyones gotta get their 15 mins somehow....but his creepy wiggle tongue thing made me want to punch him in the uvula!
    still tho...he caught up with crazy, and that's why i posted it lol

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  6. You see this happen occasionally to performers on WORLD tours. She made appearances in only 3 cities, ffs!

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  7. i concur...i concur....
    and they were grimey little clubs...not even large venues....not just a fail, but a big fucking EPIC fail

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  8. L.L. knows what's up. He gonna knock Tila out. Or sumpin like that. I include partial lyrics here because it's a man's world to be a psycho with props.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vimZj8HW0Kg

    "I'm gonna knock you out (HUUUH!!!)
    Mama said knock you out (HUUUH!!!)
    [REPEAT 4X]

    Don't u call this a regular jam
    I'm gonna rock this land
    I'm gonna take this itty bitty world by storm
    And I'm just gettin warm
    Just like Muhummad Ali they called him Cassius
    Watch me bash this beat like a skull
    Cuz u know I had beef wit
    Why do u riff with me, the maniac psycho
    And when I pull out my jammy get ready cuz it might go
    BLAAAAW, how ya like me now?
    The river will not allow
    U to get with, Mr. Smith, dont riff
    Listen to my gear shift
    I'm blastin, outlastin
    Kinda like Shaft, so u could say I'm shaftin
    Old English filled my mind
    And I came up with a funky rhyme

    [Chorus]
    [LL]

    Breakdown!!!

    Shadow boxin when I heard you on the radio (HUUUH!!!)
    I just don't know
    What made you forget that I was raw?
    But now I got a new tour
    I'm goin insane, startin the hurricane, releasin pain
    Lettin you know that you can't gain, I maintain
    Unless ya say my name
    Rippin, killin
    Diggin and drillin a hole
    Pass the Ol' Gold

    [Chorus]

    Shotgun blasts are heard
    When I rip and kill, at WILL
    The man of the hour, tower of power, I'll devour
    I'm gonna tie you up and let you understand
    that I'm not your average man
    when I got a jammy in my hand
    DAAAAAM!!!!! Oooooohh!!
    Listen to the way I slaaaaay, your crew
    Damage (UHH) damage (UHH) damage (UHH) damage
    Destruction, terror, and mayhem
    Pass me a sissy so suckas I'll slay him
    Farmers (What!!!) Farmers (What!!!)
    I'm ready (we're ready!!!)
    I think I'm gonna bomb a town (get down!!)
    Don't u neva, eva, pull my lever
    Cuz I explode
    And my nine is easy to load
    I gotta thank God
    Cuz he gave me the strength to rock
    HARD!! knock you out, mama said knock you oooout."

    Take that pimp boy, AR, is that like the sad state of Arkansas or you just smoking kush in the mornin' boo? Keep on keepin'it with your total lack of class or respect for your mother.

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  9. Poor deluded Tila. No energy, saying the wrong city, singing off key, laying on the floor, and the fat dude all up in the video wasn't helping.....well nothing could really help that act.

    Tila knows what a concert is. Once again she was lying to make herself seem more important than she really is.

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  10. Concerning the above post; why is it ok for a guy to pop off like a freakin' lyrical terrorist but a woman is suspect?

    Just wondering.

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  11. Mr. Bradshaw?

    He looks like a little kid playing dress-up. Why is the stylist blabbing and in control here? Is he Tila's dealer? Or just taking a moment to establish himself under pressure?

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  12. I think I am going to throw up

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  13. Remarkable that she can suck the baby bump in even while laying on the floor and "singing". That is some true talent there.

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  14. she was literally singing along with the madonna track. that was the most pitiful thing i've ever seen.

    that my friends is hte future ambassador to vietnam *eyeroll*

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  15. I guess the boat people did the right thing by leaving Vietnam. hahah

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  16. watch her "fans" during her virgin-"performance". they are sooooooo bored of her skanky ass.

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  17. I've posted twice on here, do you pick and choose? Don't see either.

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  18. ohhh, maybe I have to preview first before posting? Just did that and it posted my previous post.

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  19. Yea, I don't filter anything out except for excessive spam which I've only had to do once. I dunno what happened. Sorry :/

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  20. I was reading this tour blog by Tila's dresser:

    http://themrbradshaw.com/?p=2303

    I feel bad for the guys staking their work and reputations on a bad deal like Tila.

    Don't understand TilaRotSpot why my links go back to your page, thanks for making links clickable for us here.

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