Life in a Tila Minute...

Have you ever wondered what life would be like if you were a z-list celebrity who became "famous" by working the internet crowds?(yeah me either) But for those who give enjoy the daily downfall of this dirty leprechaun...I have enclosed a small sampling of what it's like in a 10 hour period if you are Tila Tequila....for those of you who follow her closely, you'll know this is just a small inkling....let us all continue to point and laugh....


10:00 pm --Tila had taken her happy pills, and was ecstatic to be going to Australia...(to take the country hostage, and torture them with her voice..)
10:02 --Tila starts complaining about being oh so tired
10:03 --Tila starts whining about missing Casey
10:04 --Tila is happy to be going to Australia again!
1:00 am --Tila talks about adopting a baby from Kazakhstan(what happened to Africa ho?)
1:01 am --Tila finally goes to sleep. (There truly is no rest for the wicked)
8:00 am --Tila wakes with sharp stomach pains!!! (HERE IT COMES!)
From here...I'll let you see the rest...it's basically her bitching and moaning about not wanting to call an ambulance because hospitals call the paps, and it's so invasive, and then ending her ranting sobfest by proclaiming she's going to sleep(which really means her she's on her way down)...
Ah, Enjoy fellow haters...Enjoy....