According to
the disaster of the year Tila Tequila, all it takes to be happy after a miscarriage is a call from some bullshit attorney and the assumption in her own mind that
some country would willingly give up one of their own she's able to adopt a "sick child from a dark orphanage"...she's now proceeded to decorate a room in her
cardboard box new 2 bedroom home, as well as set up a trust fund....all in the time span of one Monday morning....
This only goes to prove kids, that a hefty amount of narcotics, 3 pieces of hair, and a wish upon a star makes all of your dreams come true!!! Someone fetch me Tinkerbell stat!!!
*this in NO WAY makes light of the many women who DO actually suffer the heartbreak of a miscarriage...my thoughts go out to all of you women who deserve a child so badly!!*
I adore your site. You're the Best!
ReplyDeleteThanks! We try!! Spread the word!!
ReplyDeleteHow the HECK do you do all this on a holiday where all banks, federal and state agencies are closed? Loosen up the doggie collar-the b*tch needs some oxygen to her brain!
ReplyDeleteis it me, or does it look like a gang of mice crawled in her hair and made a nest....just sayin
ReplyDeleteGet Tila some help! She's threatening on killing herself. 5150 please
ReplyDeleteShe'll teach the imaginary boy to speak Vietnamese? I am fully Viet, and TRUST ME, her Vietnamese is very bad. She claims her Vietnamese is VERY VERY FLUENT but it isn't at all!
ReplyDeleteHas anyone seen the YouTube clip of her speaking Vietnamese??
This is what it sounds like to REAL Vietnamese people who actually really speak it fluently:
1. She stutters.
2. Her accent is off. She speaks it with an AMERICAN accent which mean she's not pronouncing everything correctly.
3. Her usage of words is WRONG and her sentences are like...two year old kids speaking. She can't even speak a full sentence, it's like a word, added to another word, with another word, but the entire sentence isn't properly built.
4. Her vocabulary is very limited.
CONCLUSION: yes, she speaks Vietnamese very very fluently, if you mean on the level of a two year old!
This bitch is crazy, right??
ReplyDeleteOMG this site is hilarious! I'm a dlisted die-hard follower, and you're just as mean and catty! I love it! This Tila bitch makes me want to induce vomiting, she's that disgusting. What a piece of sh** human being. Disappear already, skank!
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