So the Midget Idjit forgot she has a super important, world renown blog and a staff of 25-30, and evidently took her staff with her to the Conga Room. I thought I'd help her out, so she can go home right away and wake up refreshed in the morning. Tila, dear, all you have to do is copy and paste, I even added a couple of 'moguls' and 'POWs', in keeping with your style.
OMG the first venue on my worldwide international tour was a HIT. The Conga Room was packed and there were 20000 more people waiting outside to get in, but we managed to finally get everyone in. There were so many A-List celebs that everyone thought for sure it was the Oscar awards or something, but they all came out to give your girl Miss Tila some love and I am too tired to tell who they all were but they were all mega famous and they thought my song Blue Dress was off the chain and even though the tickets were $3567 each, so many of the celebs said it was the best 3 song concert they ever heard so they gave me more money.
So many people thought I was Billie Holiday except for the voice, the clothes, the fact I'm not black and the fact I'm not dead. I totally wow'd the crowd and there were so many celebs crying that 9Head had to run to CVS for more Kleenex.
Everyone bought my EP and said it was the best ever and they all said I was the hottest mogul they ever saw and they all like me and none of them were fat or jealous.
Um what the hell is this? You guys are slipping. Usually you have something funny that Tila has done with proof like tweets or something but what the hell is this? Your blog is reading like Spikes blog now. Catty and immature. Fail TRS.
ReplyDeleteI liked it Fatty. Anyway this is only parodying how Tila goes on herself on Twitter!
ReplyDelete@cindy its called satire
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1.
the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2.
a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
3.
a literary genre comprising such compositions.
I can just see her posting something like this, your not really the hogul are you Fatty ? :)
@Cindy
ReplyDeleteOne post to keep us all amused/give us our daily dose of Tila because the mogul is off doing a super huge lunch party is hardly slipping. Anyway easy up on Fatty, they're new!
@Fatty
Looking forward to more from you. I enjoyed this post and it gave me a good laugh.
love this! i usually dont get a good giggle before work :)
ReplyDeleteand i love spiked tequila's blog! just my two cents.
ReplyDeleteTRS is up there in my priorities along with my daily coffee (and both also happen to occupy the same time slot), but I agree with Cindy in that this post lacked substance/was catty and immature.
ReplyDeleteNot dissing Fatty, the other first post was good, but I want a site with facts. No matter how SATIRICAL it was, if I want meanness and a lack of substance I would probably be a Tila fan.
keep the posts on a scientific train of thought (i.e. FACTS and GOOD MATH and CAUSE AND EFFECT), not childish mimicking.
i still love you guys i just hope all posts aren't gonna be like this from now on. i'd rather have a few days go by with nothing new than pettiness
Cindy and 913,
ReplyDelete1. Don't be a twats. Was it really necessary for you to come on here and post that you thought it was a fail? I mean seriously? If you're looking for facts, check the encyclopedia...if you're looking for fun, feel free to stay. You wanna talk catty and immature? I'd say it's posting comments on a post you "didn't feel was up to par" fuck off!
2. Jesus Christ, laugh a little bit! EVERYONE knows that Tila's a fucking habitual liar. Do you REALLY need a tweet or screen cap to go with every fucking thing she lies about? Fuckin A...
3. Do NOT come on our comment section and troll or bait the writers. That shit pisses me the fuck off and don't think I won't crawl through this screen with a crowbar and slap you till your eyes wiggle!!!! CAPICHE!!?
Fatty,
Awesome posts you're doing!!!! Glad you're here loverbutt!!! Let's makeout!
Did you guys know that a few days ago Tila put out a message to her sheep that she has a job opening for her AWESOME (puke) blog. So now eveyone is leaving her messages on her HotSpot site with their credentials. It's flippen hilarious! What happened to the request for fashion designers? She's such a fucking liar & I'd rather gauge my eyes out with a fork than know she's still in existance.
ReplyDelete(ps: There was another message from a guy who said he was outside of her house wanting to pull(or cut) her hair. He said "I want to pet your pussy" - and started giggling like a schoolgirl. He said "I'm waiting for you to come out so I can do things to you". WOW. Hopefully a stalker can get a hold of her & kill her. FUN! Good times...
Is there anyone going to her show tonight? If you are you should start some sort of commotion.
ReplyDeleteI love this blog so much. Thanks for all that you do to expose this midget troll.
i think someone should apply for her blog, undercover. how funny would that be?
ReplyDeletebtw- i have been a reader here for a long time, and have always loved Fatty's comments. so glad to see you are a blogger now! <3
I come to TRS for a good giggle and I always get one. Why do people need to have updates on Tila facts or nothing at all, I think it's great we've something to LOL at in between her meth induced craziness. Thanks to all the writers here at TRS, this blog will always win hands down.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was excellent satire. Not everything here has to be all serious.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I agree w/ The Gnome... these writers take time out of their day to expose this nasty biatch. This is not some CNN or anything, it's meant to be for entertainment purposes. This post was entertaining, so, job well done.
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