Tila on the red carpet

So did you guys get to see Tila's fancy pants red carpet pictures from Wednesday night? What do you suppose this amazing event was? Was it, like, a movie premiere? Was it super A-List?

No, it was a concert. John Buchan, my boo (see Tila, anybody can have a boo! Even me!) filled me in on all the deets this morning. It was a Faith Evans concert at the Key Club.

Let's see how many A-List stars we can find in these photos!

Here's the first link!

This is just a collection of Tila photos, but you can see the first section is of Tila from Wednesday night's festivities. Here's my favorite of Tila being super fucking classy as always:

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Hmm. Yes. If I had a nickel for every time Angelina Jolie or Megan Fox or any other A-List actress posed on the red carpet like this...oh, I'd be broke.

And just for funsies, let's look at an old one of Tila where she looks AMAZING.

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Seriously guys, this face is going to haunt my dreams.

Okay so let's look at the second link. This one has actual other people in it! So many A-List stars!

So let's count the celebrities! First there's Bai Ling:

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And she's famous for being cut from Star Wars and doing Playboy.

Then there's Don Magic Juan, who is famous for...hanging out with Snoop Dogg? Being a motha fuckin' pimp? Dude, I don't know.

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It doesn't really matter what he's famous for, he's obviously awesome. I mean, just look at him.

Anybody recognize anybody else? I sure as fuck don't! It seriously looks like Tila was the biggest star there, aside from Faith Evans who was performing! Jesus Christ. Unless you count Anthony Suncin Mr. Bradshaw, LOL. And in case you don't believe me, here's another link to the red carpet pictures.

LOL I can't get over fucking Bai Ling being there. She might be the only person more fucking nutbar than Tila.

"But Uncle Eddie, I don't see your bitch ass at a red carpet event!"

Goddammit, I already warned you I will hit you with my ring hand. Don't tempt me. I'm still pissed because it's past 4 am now and Tila still hasn't posted her OMG surprise. And besides, you can SMD because I could have been there! And so could you! FOR TWENTY FUCKING DOLLARS.


God knows I got $20 lying around!

Tila, honestly, if you were just real with people, and didn't make yourself sound way more highfalutin' than you actually are, we wouldn't have to do this. You bring this on yourself. And yes, we are ALL laughing at you.

Again, special thanks to my boo John Buchan for filling me in with all of this.