Ok...so we all know that a lot can happen in anyones life in the span of 24 hours...an axis can shift, poles can reverse, babies can be born, dreams can me made or destroyed....blah blah blah....BUT if you're Tila Tequila, it only takes you 8 hours and the whole fucking solar system can practically stop orbiting the sun.....
I read through her latest round of tweets, and I swear to God I've seen a puppy with a straighter train of thought...I did my best to pull out the high points...but fuck, there was a lot of shit to cover.....
So first...we have Tila proclaiming that she's NOT going back to LA...but rather going to go live in Texas to be with her "one and only"...
Keep in mind this is a woman, who by all rhyme and reason should STILL be mourning the fiance she was so madly in love with...
Next we have her asking her very YOUNG and VERY
naive fan Lissy (FROM GERMANY) to come live with her...then 2 tweets later, she retracts her offer....
(Just so you guys know...THIS part is actually very sad to me...I feel soooo sad for Lissy...she worships this pathetic waste of skin, and all Tila can do is take her hopes and dreams and shit on them)....

Here, we have Tila talking about her adoption again...only THIS time, she states that she's IN THE MIDDLE of adopting this Russian child, and that "
the process takes about a year, so I have time..." although, if you remember correctly, she stated that she was going to go to Russia after her Australian tour, and that not only was she APPROVED, but that the adoption was almost done....

Then she states that her and her baby daddy are going to get tattoo's when she gets home....
(um...newsflash gremlin, pregnant women CAN NOT get tattoos....and NO tattoo artist would even think about doing it)

This is quite possibly the best couple of tweets out of this rant that there is.....she decides she's getting married!!!
(wonder who the poor sapped she conned is)....THEN she completely changes directions and proclaims to the world that she was beat up recently!!! *GASP*
(since when does throwing yourself down, and hitting your stomach with a chair qualify as abuse?)


And last but not least we get to witness her having a simple little domestic discussion with her soon to be hubby....because after all, doesn't everyone argue with their significant others via twitter?


Whew....I'm honestly not sure what to do or say here.....do I offer congrats or condolences? I can't even keep track of how many times her brain switched gears....
One thing's to be said....this whore gets crazier and crazier as each hour ticks by, I'll be expecting the drug induced crash rants as soon as her plane touches down.....
UPDATE:This is the tweet where she stated she was SINGLE...about 8 hours prior to her happy engagement